1. Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
  2. People: What if they’re gay?
  3. Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?

9/11 at Disneyland (x)

You will marry a high lord and rule his castle, and your sons shall be knights and princes and lords.

No… that’s not me.

sschol:

this is from spy kids

> http://ava-in-narnia.tumblr.com/post/97234342457/kellyjacobsbooks-heykevy-wordssetinstony

kellyjacobsbooks:

heykevy:

wordssetinstony:

disneyprincessanna:

joeycontemporary:

in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.

Bitch, please
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I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance

this deserves are repost

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

“Be young. Be dope. Be Proud.”
The Declaration of Independence (1776)

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

“It is not people
or purpose
but life’s simple
pleasures; hot coffee,
a soft bed, a
quiet walk in a forest,
that save us in the end.”
Beau Taplin || life’s simple pleasures.  (via afadthatlastsforever)